It seemingly came without warning and certainly without provocation.
“What does men PLATFORM shoes and @KingJames (hairline) have in common?? They both gone and ain’t NEVER coming back..”
The vicious attack came via Twitter from none other than his Miami Heat teammate and supposed friend, Dwyane Wade.
Before you could say “evil empire”, LeBron answered back with a vengeance.
“What does Ceasar from Planet of Apes and @DwyaneWade have in common? Tell Dwade to take his socks off and you’ll see.”
Wade immediately fired back…
“What does Dirk jumpshot and @KingJames (hairline) have in common?? they both have hella ARC in the corners..”
Then LeBron responded with another verbal jab to the gut…
“What does Ronald McDonald and @DwyaneWade have in common? They both 6’2 and wear size 20 shoe!!”
Clearly the two are deeply embroiled in some sort of dispute. Perhaps over the same girl, Toni Braxton-style. Maybe Wade didn’t really want Big Z to join the Heat last summer. Maybe it was because they didn’t win a ring their first year together and lingering emotions are boiling over. The very fabric of this unholy alliance just one year in the making is quickly disintegrating.
But then Wade tweets…
“Jus gave yall a lil insight of @KingJames & my relationship-its not tht serious people-We like to enjoy life and have fun-Were n on the jokes”
And LeBron responds…
“@DwyaneWade Yes sir! Are friendship goes beyond playing basketball! And we have no problem with making fun of ourselves! Love u all”
Okay, nevermind all that speculation, right? But suddenly, Wade throws a curveball:
“Yall couldn’t think I was done-Wht does Morgan Freeman & @KingJames have n common?? They both been OLD-since we’ve known of em..”
So LeBron has no choice but to retaliate again:
“What does Limos and @DwyaneWade feet have in common? They both 25ft long and has 5x the tint limit on the windows/toe nails”
Pat Riley, break it up already!!!
