You are not Nate Robinson.
You cannot jump tall buildings in a single bound — or at least Dwight Howard. You cannot drop 40 off the bench at the drop of a hat. You cannot make being short seem so cool.
Robinson might be out for the rest of the year with a torn ACL, but he is the latest NBA player (following Kevin Love) to promote Taco Bell's XXL Steak Crispy Taco.
Who knew Nate Robinson was impressing with his dunk skills on the playgrounds?
I guess, Robinson's Lego model is more impressive than Love's gigantic snowball.
Who should be the next NBA player to tackle Taco Bell's big challenge?