File this under “Metta being Metta.”
Former NBA player Metta World Peace is at it again and has announced he is changing his name to… brace for it… “The Panda’s Friend.”
Yes I know but if you don’t believe me, see it for yourself.
Guys my chinese name is not “Panda Friend” , its “The Pandas Friend”.
— mettaworldpeace.com (@MettaWorldPeace) August 7, 2014
Boom! That just happened to you.
Panda is playing overseas in China for the Sichuan Blue Whales of the Chinese Basketball Association and is obviously bringing his eccentric style to China.
So I guess we know have to be saying the player formerly known as Ron Artest, formerly known as Metta World Peace and now known as “The Pandas Friend.”
Oh Panda. Please never stop this insanity.