Marcus Camby Doesn’t Know How To Lay Low

Marcus Camby (AP photo via Camby was busted for pot possession in Houston. That in itself is no big deal.  It’s a misdemeanor that technically can lead to a year in jail but really will probably end up being just a fine. 

No, the bigger issue is how Mr. Camby got busted in the first place.

Police officials say officers pulled over Camby’s black Porsche around midnight on when he was spotted driving north on Cullen Boulevard with a sun screen device blocking the front window.

Porsche.  Midnight.  Sun screen in the window.

Let that sink in for a minute. 

I’m guessing that the amount of marijuana in the car when they got in was a little more than what was in the car when the police searched it.  

Hey, I’m a progressive guy.  I’m not naive enough to think people aren’t blazing up and honestly, I don’t care.  But don’t be an idiot about it.  And don’t drive when you’re doing it.  Especially at midnight.  In a Porsche.  With the sun screen still in the windshield.

Allegedly, of course.