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Owner of Virtus Bologna Wrote A Letter To Obama About Kobe Playing In Italy

These basketball loving Italians really want Kobe to play some hoops over there bad. As if the reports yesterday of their offering $2M to Bryant for one exhibition game wasn’t groveling enough, now the owner of Virtus Bologna is writing letters to President Barack Obama thinking that will in some way help him get Kobe […]

The NBA Football Team – Part 4

Since the NBA is locked out and football is in full swing, we decided to put together our list of who we think would start on a 22-man NFL Football team consisting completely of current NBA players. We broke it down into five parts, and this is the fourth one. Click here for Part 1: The […]

Barack Obama: “We need our Basketball”

There are a lot more people currently scheduled to lose a whole bunch of money in this next month of canceled NBA games than simply the billionaire owners and millionaire players who are currently engaged in this unproductive marathon session of staring contests.  Bar and restaurant owners, ushers, ticket takers, taxi drivers, team employees, the […]

The NBA Football Team – Part 3

Since the NBA is Locked out and football is in full swing, we decided to put together our list of who we think would start on a 22-man NFL Football team consisting completely of current NBA players. We broke it down into five parts, and this is the third one. Click here for Part 1: The […]

The NBA Football Team – Part 2

Since the NBA is Locked out and football is in full swing, we decided to put together our list of who we think would start on a 22-man NFL Football team consisting completely of current NBA players. We broke it down into five parts, and this is the second one. Click here for Part 1: The […]

Yi Signs in China, But Can Leave Whenever He Wants

The Chinese Basketball Association has allowed its teams to sign locked-out NBA players only if they are both free agents and willing to commit to playing out the entire CBA season in China. So JR Smith, Kenyon Martin, and Wilson Chandler have all agreed to play in China this upcoming season regardless of when the NBA […]

The NBA Football Team – Part 1

Since the NBA is Locked out and football is in full swing, we decided to put together our list of who we think would start on a 22-man NFL Football team consisting completely of current NBA players. We broke it down into five parts, this is the first one. The Defensive Front Seven: As Phil mentioned to […]

Colbert Report: NBA Owners Are On Your Side

“The NBA players will stop at nothing to get all the cheese,” according to Stephen Colbert. Whether or not he is completely right about that or not, he is definitely accurate in depicting the NBA owners as “our nation’s leading employers of tiny blimp pilots.” They have to be. It’s also good to hear that […]

Kobe Crushes Kwame Brown With a Story He Told About Him

In 2001, Michael Jordan and the Washington Wizards decided it was a wise move to make Kwame Brown the first pick overall out of High School in Georgia during that summer’s NBA Draft.   As the story goes, Kwame told Doug Collins and the Wizards brain-trust during a pre-draft work-out, “If you draft me, you […]

Rosters Released For South Florida All Star Classic

Sure it’s probably not worth investing a couple thousand dollars for you and a friend to sit courtside at, but I don’t really know how these rosters could be anymore loaded for this game down in Miami.  The only thing they could’ve probably done is bring back Iverson and Shaq in their respective primes, or […]

How Do You Say ‘Sucks So Far’ In Turkish?

That’s what Deron Williams has been doing so far overseas, he’s been performing at an extremely low level on the European basketball court. In the last two games, Williams is 6 for 28 from the floor and had six turnovers last time out specifically. In that most recent game he helped his Bestikas team in […]

Robert Horry Won So Many Times He Doesn’t Know Who LeBron Is

Robert Horry is just sitting back with all his NBA championship rings these days, enjoying his retirement, and talking a whole bunch of junk about about LeBron James whenever he feels like it.  As far as that last part goes, he did feel like it recently too.   When asked during an interview what Horry […]

Texas Legends Hire Del Harris

Del Harris has a pretty ridiculous resume. The press release of sorts on the Texas Legends website kinda broke those accomplishments up into short, choppy, emphatic sentences, designed to wow the reader into a true understanding of how awesome Harris really is, and mission accomplished as far as I’m concerned. Here’s the intro paragraph if […]

Tony Parker to Play In France For ASVEL

Spurs PG Tony Parker made the decision earlier this week to return home to France and play for the French club ASVEL while the NBA remains locked out, a move that makes tons of sense because Parker is from France.   While the NBA Lockout has inspired people like me to occasionally bang my head against […]

It Only Costs $1,000 To Sit Courtside At South Florida Charity Game

The name of the game is technically “LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh Present The South Florida All Star Classic.”  Not exactly catchy enough to roll right off the tongue. Whether they choose some type of abbreviation for it between now and Saturday isn’t really important though, you can call it anything you want when […]

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