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Barack Obama Called Out Rondo On His Jumper

Rajon Rondo can do a lot of things.  Shooting a jumper, however, is not exactly his forte.  Now, it has gotten better, despite what you might hear.  But it’s still not very reliable and it’s easily his most glaring weakness.  And everyone, including (according to Shaquille O’Neal) President Obama, notices. In early March some of […]

Bill Walton Regrets Not Punching Rasheed Wallace

Bill Walton and Arvydas Sabonis are tight.  Really tight.  So tight that Walton was Sabonis’ presenter at the Hall of Fame induction ceremony. So back in the day when something went down between Sabonis and then Blazer Rasheed Wallace, Bill thought he should have done something.  He didn’t, though, and he still regrets it.  “In […]

The 4 Jerseys You Gotta Have For Every Team. Day 3: New York

Our series on the four jerseys fans of every NBA team continues today.  It’s Atlantic Division week, and today we’re focusing on the New York Knicks.  Remember, we’re not just going to list off four popular players in team history.  We know that when you’re wearing a jersey, you’re going for a “look.”  So every day […]

Ben Gordon Takes Stating The Obvious To A New Level

From the outside looking in, the Pistons were as big a mess as I’ve seen in the NBA in a long time… maybe ever.  I struggle to find many redeeming qualities to the season.  So when you ask a player “what the hell happened?”, you should get an answer that somewhat captures the true crap […]

Andrei Kirilenko Scientifically Puts His Foot Halfway Down His Throat

You might not know this, but Andrei Kirilenko holds a doctorate.  Yep, he’s a “Doctor of stupidity,” which he earned from the “Jimmy The Greek school of racial sensitivity.”  In fact, he just finished his thesis with this remark.  A Russian man has been traditionally notable for his great physical power (that is to say, […]

Chain Links: Day 47

The lockout marches on, and you want to keep up with the details.  So we’re compiling whatever lockout related news there is here so you can stay informed. Owners. Players may not meet until SeptemberThis is what you call “no sense of urgency.”  Since the lockout was imposed, both sides met once for almost no […]

Andrew Bynum Doesn’t Want To Go Anywhere

Andrew Bynum’s May-through-July hasn’t exactly been a rose-petal covered path to enlightenment.  From going out like a punk in the playoffs to getting caught parking in a handicapped spot, Drew has had to deal with his fair share of negative publicity.  And it’s that negative publicity that is, in part, fueling trade rumors involving him, […]

Perkins May File Police Brutality Charges

Well, well, well… the Kendrick Perkins saga just got a lot more interesting.  Not only is he disputing police claims that he was drunk and ready to fight anyone, Perk’s lawyer says it was Perkins who was the victim. The Oklahoma City Thunder Center was arrested early Saturday morning after police say he showed signs […]

The 4 Jerseys You Gotta Have For Every Team. Day 2: New Jersey

Our series on the four jerseys fans of every NBA team continues today.  It’s Atlantic Division week, and today we’re focusing on the New Jersey Nets.  Remember, we’re not just going to list off four popular players in team history.  We know that when you’re wearing a jersey, you’re going for a “look.”  So every day […]

Kid Rips LeBron, Dunks On Him, And Nike Doesn’t Confiscate Footage

It’s LeBron James’ turn to do the China thing.  Y’know, sell a few sneakers, take a picture with a Panda… China stuff.  And that includes getting his pocket picked and summarily getting dunked on by some kid.  The best part about it all has to be the llittle smoke machine thing that followed.  It’s like […]

The Kendrick Perkins Arrest & The Internet Rumors Swirling Around It

Photo:  Approximate arrest location (via Google Street View) and the Kendrick Perkins arrest log via the Beaumont, TX police department I’d like to thank the Internet for being itself this weekend and proving once again that most things need to be checked and re-checked before believing something is true. The initial reports of what happened […]

The 4 Jerseys You Gotta Have For Every Team. Day 1: Boston

We’re starting a new series on Crossover Chronicles today.  We are going to tell you which four jerseys you’ve got to have as a fan of every team in the NBA.  Every week it’s a new division, and every day it’s a new team. And we’re not just going to list off four popular players […]

The Dennis Rodman Hall of Fame Speech

You can say a lot of things about Dennis Rodman.  And after watching his Hall of Fame induction speech, it’s pretty clear he knows that there’s a ring of truth to every bit of it.   I saw a tweet in the middle of it that said Rodman’s acceptance was less speech and more baring […]

Friday Photo Album: Ryan Gomes Is Exaggerating A Bit

Every Friday, we grab the most interesting photos out there from the past week and put them together in a little photo album.  We also add our own captions that, we hope, will make the funny.  Has it been done before?  Sure.  But hey, it’s Friday, so we’re mailing it in just like you are. […]

How Valuable ARE NBA Franchises?

Forbes is out with its list of the top 50 most valuable sports franchises in the world.  The top five shouldn’t be very surprising.  Manchester United at #1 and Real Madrid at #5 represent two of the most popular soccer teams of all time.  Even non-soccer fans know them.  The Dallas Cowboys (2) and Washington […]

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